10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz