10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT