10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!