10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant