10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek