10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare