10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio