10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"