10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."