10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester