10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth