10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.