10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi