10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.