10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.