10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright