10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.