10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.