10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.