10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS