10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "No river, no fish."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.