10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Those eggs smell delicious!