10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow