10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger