10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"