10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."