10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Welcome to kicker school
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it