10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.