10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "No river, no fish."