10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.