10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22