10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.