10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester