10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"