10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."