10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!