10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack