10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow