10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.