10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament