10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth