10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"