10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts