10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright