10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-