10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.