10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.