10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak