10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event