10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.